I got chris browned last night
she was so not down for the gang bang
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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I have feelings that need drinking.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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