reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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