how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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