i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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