The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
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I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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