The maid of honor just puked.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
My feet surprised me
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