the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You smell like a Billy Joel song
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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