people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Randomize