Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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