i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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