So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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