so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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