i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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