Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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