He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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