Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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