hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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