i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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