My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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