He uses pillows to masturbate.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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