where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
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I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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