id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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