She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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