My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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