Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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