Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
This house was built for laser tag.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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