Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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