need another drink. this is the easiest way
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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