Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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