We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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