Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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