I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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