first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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