if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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