So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
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Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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