singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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