We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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