She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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