Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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