she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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