So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
it's like heaven, but drunker
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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