I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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