K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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