Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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