pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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Lo siento on account of my penis...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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