I will die if light touches me.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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