How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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