The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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