I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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