I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Randomize