The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Why did my mother make you get naked?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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